Coffee beans vs. your food processor

They both lost… Who would have thought?

If you do, your adorable 5-cup food processor will bust an Optimus Prime and transform itself from an innocuous Cuisinart into a “does-not-compute” Decepticon, spewing dark, dirty coffee bean shrapnel out of the little “feed tube” on the plastic top that is now a mega-cannon. Your kitchen counter will be nothing but the gruesome aftermath of a frenzied battle between a red-eyed, caffeine-starved kamikaze humanoid and heartless machine, littered with complete and utter coffee bean carnage.

A sad story for coffee lovers everywhere, but something that had be tested. If they didn’t do it, somebody would have and they may not have had the same level of expertise or professionalism as The Delicious Life.